Me: “Hey! Leave settle down back there and leave your brother alone! Santa is watching!”
Xavier: “Pffffft. Mom, that’s not going to work, anymore.”
Me: “Why not?”
Xavier: “You know why!”
Me: “Xav…Santa is WATCHING.”
Xavier: “But you’re Santa.”
Me: “Think about it.”
Xavier: “Ohhhhhh….”
Liam: “Therrrre we go.”